I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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