i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
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