i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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