For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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