So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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