i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
do herpes really smell.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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