just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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