i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Randomize
