none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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