I cockslap morals
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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