You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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