you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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