at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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