I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
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