mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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