Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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