Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
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