Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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