ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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