You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Randomize
