talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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