That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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