Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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