Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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