He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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