4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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