are you so shy because you have an std?
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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