I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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