is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
No subtext here. People are naked.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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