dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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