Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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