We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
