no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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