didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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