sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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