Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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