just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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