The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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