Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Jerry, you need to find god
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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