glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
then he tried to convert me to islam
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
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