butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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