so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
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