Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
These tits shall not be calmed
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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