belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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