we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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