I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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