But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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