Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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