Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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