Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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