I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Houston, we have a blender
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
This baby is an asshole
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Randomize
