Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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