how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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