Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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