I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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